Of Concerts and Eclipse

I won't be writing many posts for this month because I am going to be avec my boyfriend and I don't get to see him very often, on top of which I will also be getting to see a lot of my other friends that I get to see even less often. SOOO basically I won't be on here because I have better things to do. Like having fun, which I'm not always very good at. Especially during the school year.

But since it has been a week I figured I should write something. Tomorrow I will be at a Lady Gaga concert which is super exciting. As one of my friends pointed out, not seeing her would be like not having seen Madonna in her prime if I was an older person. I think this is basically true. Plus I like her more than Madonna. I love her style, and her ambition, and her super amazing talent. I love how she isn't afraid to be weird/freaky/disturbing/against the mainstream. Lady Gaga is probably the most famous people I will ever see live. She isn't my favorite singer (Ayumi Hamasaki is, and sadly I don't think I will see her in concert T___T) but she is pretty awesome so you know, I'm all good with it.

Really the only concert I've gone to is Utada Hikaru. But she is one of my favorite singers, too, so it counts as better than just one concert for me.

I was hoping this summer to get some writing done but I haven't written anything except for my creative writing class and the beginning of another nanowrimo. So I'm a little dissapointed with myself but at the same time, I like having a stress free month or two.

I saw Twilight Eclipse.

I don't understand why people think it was the best movie. I would have rather watched grass grow it was so boring.

Here is my summary of the Twilight Eclipse movie. It's rather long.

*makeout scene*
Edward: Bella, marry me.
Bella: Edward, turn me!
Edward: NOOOO NEEVER!! Your life will never be the same, you don't understand how painful and terrible it is and all the vampires wish they could take it back and it's worse than death!
Bella: Please?
Edward: Well fine, but first you have to marry me and then graduate high school.
Bella: Okay!


Bella's Dad: Now Bella, even though I always conveniently let you do what you want, to force a tense moment for the plot I am now going to make you talk to Jacob because you only ever spend time with Edward and I'm too stupid to realize that they are both perverted males who want you in their pants and I might trigger a murderous rampage where they kill each other fighting over you.

Bella: Ugh, fine dad! I guess even though he hates me and might kill me and Edward said it was a bad idea and his buddy can see into the future, I'll go talk to Jacob because it's the right thing to do.

At Jacobs...

Jacob: I want you in my pants right now Bella.

Bella: I'm going to be a vampire when I graduate.

Jacob: Fuck you, bitch, you might as well be dead!

Bella: I can't believe you just said that!

Jacob: Forgive me! I still want to be in your pants! I love you more than the dead guy! See, I'm warm and fuzzy! Pet me!

- insert a billion moments where both vampires and werewolves tell her that being a vampire sucks and that vampires have done evil terrible things to the werewolves and the humans that they turned and even the vampires don't like being vampires-

Bella: But, I'm not like everyone else! There is nothing I will ever want more than Edward! Nothing! Not even air! Or chocolate!

One of the vampire chicks whose name I can't remember: DUN DUN DUN except blood!!

Bella: I will conveniently not respond to that because I am going to ignore all the advice from the vampires who know what its like.

-insert a bunch of random fighting scenes where the evil vampires come after Bella and the Cullens defend her and then rally up the werewolves to help them because Jacob still loves her enough to protect her even though he *would rather have her dead than be a vampire* -

Bella: Noooo, Jacob, you can't help protect me even though I let all the Cullen risk their lives for me multiple times!

Jacob: But maybe if I hurt myself you'll realize that YOU LOVE ME AND WANT TO BE IN MY PANTS TOO!

Bella: Nooooo! I can't be selfish because I have to stick to my Mary Sue characteristics!

*pause* -Isn't it a little ridiculous that basically ever supernatural being in her area is out to protect her and risk their lives just because of two lovestruck idiots?- *end pause*

Edward makes a room for Bella for when they prepare for the big newborn vampire attack since the Volturi want Bella to be a vampire and are creating a vampire army because apparently they can't just do it themselves even though they basically have super awesome special powers better than anyone.

Bella: Edward, can't we have sex before we get married?

Edward: No, because I came from a different era where that was totally unacceptable and if it was back then, I would have courted you and things would have been totally different and just no! Plus I wouldn't be able to control myself, and I could hurt you or even kill you! Never! I could only do that if we turned you!

Bella: Please?

Edward: *makeout kiss makeout kiss*

Something about shirts being removed

Edward: Sorry, but I will not have sex with you now just so I can do it later when you're still human to defeat the purpose of not doing it now. *randomly busts out a ring* MARRY MEEE!

Bella: Okay!

-tent scene where Edward stays with Bella while the rest of the Cullens and wolves prepare to battle with the evil newborns that actually aren't evil because they randomly got bitten by some asshole who got bitten by the Victoria bitch who isn't really a bitch because she is essentially just as dumb as Edward or Bella and will do anything to avenge her lover.

Jacob of course can't leave Edward and Bella alone and then Bella starts shivering because a snowstorm randomly decides to invade and so Jacob gets in bed with her to keep her warm and Edward and Jacob have a heart to heart about how really they would be friends or maybe gay lovers if Bella didn't have to get in the way-

BIIIIIG BAD ASSS FIGHT SCEEENNNE ending with one of the newborn vampires basically begging the Cullens for her life because she's basically 15 and didn't ask for any of this shit so they take her under their wing for all of 10 seconds until the Volturi come and torture her and kill her. Because apparently the Cullens are nice enough to risk their lives for Bella whose life was going just fine and wasn't in danger at all, but saving a poor girl who is helpless and basically got screwed over by everyone, well, that's just TOO kind.

Oh yeah, I missed the "important" fangirl relevant part. Jacob overhears that Bella and Edward are engaged and flips a lid and then Bella makes him kiss her and Jacob takes out some of his manly adrenaline rage on some newborn vampires because Bella still refuses to be with him instead. Edward sees all this and apparently doesn't care because he knows Bella loves him more. Even though no more than five minutes earlier he was like 'I can't stand you being in a sleeping bag with her to keep from freezing to death' (thats not a direct quote, but whatevs)


I think things start to wrap up after that.. or maybe the rest of the movie was so boring I don't even remember it. Uhm.. oh yeah, Jacob gets thoroughly injured and Bella freaks out and goes to see him and Jacob is like for the 50th time "I know you love me Bella" and Bella is like "no, bitch! I still pick pikachu!" and Jacob asks how Edward reacted to the kiss and when Bella tells him he didn't even care Jacob is like "woah, maybe he's not such an ass." And after that Jacob suddenly becomes fine with Edward and even says he might still love Bella after she turns into a vampire.

Wow, Jacob, you changed fast! That injury must have cracked open your skull or something.

Somewhere in there Bella graduates and there's this great speech about how "now is the time you make mistakes, not when you make decisions" which is of course relevant to Bella's incredible life-altering decision of: Jacob or Edward?!?!?! Because apparently which guy she picks basically decides her entire life and nothing else has any importance whatsoever.

So somehow, after all this bullshit, Bella and Edward end up a flowery meadow and cue cheesy scene where Bella says that she, despite everyone's fucking advice that being a vampire sucks balls, she still wants to be a blood sucking dead person, and how, contrary to basically everyone's beliefs it wasn't just about Edward. It was about love, and happiness, and apparently "not fitting in."

Newsflash, Bella, if you didn't fit in, it is unlikely that you would be having vamps, werewolves, and regular guys falling for you constantly. You certainly fit in with them just fine.

Plus, you'll have a lot more to complain about when you're a dead bloodsucker with a half vamp baby. So shut it already.


Uhm... so I have no idea where that huge summary thing came from.. probably the depths of my brain where things are dark, murky, and rotting... buuuut I like it anyhow so whatever!

I was meaning to talk about how my life is going, but I guess it is going pretty great since I am with my boyfriend and I don't have to work so really I've just been watching him play games, checking facebook, cleaning, going on walks, and.. sleeping? Such a productive life I lead. But it's okay. ^___^ I like it anyways.